stop the “hewwo” meme

starrblaster:

dare-i-say-asexual:

diablojobs:

its appropriating DD/LG culture and making fun of it, which invalidates our experiences! we didnt choose to have this kink and haha just kidding but could you fucking imagine.

god every time this meme comes up it gives me so much fucking whiplash

(Source: diablowjobs, via proficiently-gay)

alexagent21:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

their DECOR 🙀

(via artpopkid)

ganymedecatamitus:

ilovecats4ever:

tilthat:

TIL that victorious Romans would have a slave to whisper in their ear “you are just a man” as they proceeded though the cheering crowds, to stop their egos transcending.

via ift.tt

me a slave, bad at my job: you are the fucking man

#that’s not the only thing they wisphered into their ears#so i’ve heard from my latin prof#he said there was an anecdote about julius caesar that the slave told him ‘everyone here knows you’re a bottom’

@enkidusbi why the hell would you leave this in the notes

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shaolinbynature:

mens-rights-activia:

Being popular on tumblr is like being a top clown at clown homeschool for homeschooled clowns

(via proficiently-gay)

circlespinner:

taintmotel:

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

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lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

girls there will never be too much parmesan… or garlic

if a recipe tells you to put a specific amount of parmesan or garlic fuck that recipe… create your own path, choose your own future, be the person you want to be not the person the society wants you to be

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ivapiva:

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

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knowwhatimeme:

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kidzbopdeathgrips:

magimerlyn:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

jesus: if you literally do nothing else just please. be nice to people

american christians: so basically i should just be really mean to people. just like be super cunty for no reason and get really self-righteous about it. right jesus?

Grrrrrrrrrr…..

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honestly-andrew:

somecutething:

Oh my I was not ready for that

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daveydiscoballs:

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